Stuff I Learned from iCarly

  • Some of your friends can be easily replaced with a plastic bag full of yogurt.

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  • Don't waste perfectly good food.

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  • Red lipstick does NOT make everyone look pretty!

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  • Any lock can be picked... especially if there's food on the other side.

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  • If you're mean enough to your crush, eventually they will fall in love with you.

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  • Any guy who dresses like a vampire will get the girl(s) of his dreams.

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  • If you need an entertaining animal, don't choose a duck. However, chimpanzees are generally hilarious.

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  • Pineapples don't mind if you dress them up like nerds.

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  • Drawing faces on bananas helps cure depression and boredom.

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  • An exact replica of your own head can easily be made using your allowance money.

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