Spencer thinks his new friends' boringness might be contagious. He's afraid he might catch "Adulthood."
If you want to be happy with your job, do what you love. Apparently Gibby loves hanging out in men's restrooms. We don't judge.
Father Steinberg specializes in unusual weddings. This week he married a teenager and a sack of yogurt. Last week it was a middle-aged man to a wedge of Gouda.
Gibby's totally pumped about his wedding day. He's been practicing writing "Mr. Orenthal Baggles" in his diary all week.
Baggles was very nervous on his wedding day. We can tell because he was a lot more mucus-y than usual.
Gibby spent $40 on this wedding dress -- more than he's ever paid for clothing. He usually just buys his outfits from the elderly center's yard sale.
The secret to Gibby's famous meatballs is… you gotta get them into the bathroom early and let them soak in all of the unique aromas.
Old Man Bellybutton asked Spencer if he could have a tongue ring. Spencer said no because it would hurt a lot.
This little kid is Spencer's tennis doubles partner. They call themselves the Backhand Bros.
Meet Spencer's new friends. They're boring, mean, and unfunny. Plus, they don't have hot moms who pick them up after play time.
This guy recently made Seattle's "50 Most Disturbed Waiters" list. Yet, somehow he's still in charge of people's food.
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