"Hey, do you have this shoe in a size 6 in 8 pairs?"
"So I told this awesome joke the other day and all you could hear was crickets. I guess my family liked it!"
"I got 25 to life for stingin' a cop. If I ever get outta here, I'm gonna have the biggest bowl o' honey imaginable."
"Do you know what an accomplishment it is to make it to 11th grade without getting stepped on?!"
"A lady never dines alone."
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