Cheese and Crackers. Reason for Split: She smelled weird.
Chips and Salsa. Reason for Split: He kept sneaking out at night to go dancing.
Ice Cream and Hot Fudge. Reason for Split: He was always hot, she was always cold. The thermostat wars were really intense.
Peanut Butter and Jelly. Reason for Split: She was nuts.
Hamburger and Onion Rings. Reason for Split: He didn't put a ring on it.
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