Household Items That LOVE Their Jobs

  • "I used to be allergic to dust, but now that I've been around it so much, I've been cured! I haven't sneezed in years."

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  • "People push my buttons all the time, but I don't get annoyed. That's mainly because I do yoga twice a week."

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  • "All I have to do is connect to the internet and I'm instantly smarter and funnier than any other household item. Lucky me."

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  • "Some pillows have to put up with people's greasy heads resting on them night after night. I just get to sit on the couch and look pretty!"

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  • "Some people are just lucky. I, personally, can lick all the cake batter I want and never gain a pound."

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