We Dress Up Watermelons!

  • Spencer briefly dated this watermelon before she left him for someone who was employed. Even watermelons have standards.

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  • This Watermelon used to have a lot of avocado friends. But that was before he learned how to make California rolls.

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  • Unfortunately for these guys, Sam knows a magic trick where she can make 2 watermelons disappear… into her stomach. Ta Da!

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  • All watermelons know that they are delicious, but it's still considered a social faux pas to eat yourself in public.

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  • Most melons love getting their pictures taken, but Shy-a La Melon here hates it. This is his driver's license picture.

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  • This watermelon isn't going to a fancy masquerade party. She's just embarrassed cause she got an uneven eyebrow waxing.

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  • Long live the king! Well, at least until it gets hot out and we're in the mood for a good melon.

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