Fancy Pants Week

Ironically Socko's cousin Jean is allergic to denim. And she hates khakis. Which means her only option is to wear obnoxious leggings. See the best of the worst every day this week!

• Zipper-Dee-Doo-Doo! These pants stink!
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• We're not even sure if those are pants. They look like a dorm room bed-in-a-bag set. Where's the matching pillow?
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• Is it us, or does it look like Jean's legs are being strangled by an angry pound of fuchsia spaghetti?
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• Jean's closet looks like the Nature Network. That's not a good thing.
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• Maybe if we stop watering the plants on Jean's pants, they'll die. Wishful thinking.
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• When Jean goes to the zoo in these pants, none of the zebras will leave her alone.
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• If the sun hits these pants just right, it can blind passerbys.
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