Sam's Mom!

  • Meet Sam's mom, Pam! She's just like Sam except older, louder, and she's got WAY more misdemeanor charges.

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  • Sam's mom has ONLY hugged her ONE other time and that was when Sam won a year's supply of free meat.

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  • Nothing brings the Pucketts together like free food. Instead of therapy, next time we're just going to take them to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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  • Sam's mom reapplies her lipstick because she thinks the therapist is into her. He's not.

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  • Carly DID NOT like being locked in a tiny padded room with two angry Pucketts, but she was grateful that Sam's mom was fully clothed.

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  • This looks just last Thanksgiving at the Puckett house -- only this time there's less blood and no pumpkin pie.

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  • Here's what everyone is thinking...
    Sam: Grrr...
    Sam's Mom: GRRRRRRR! Carly: Bunnies are soft. (Carly spaces out from time to time.)

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  • The Pucketts put this picture up on their mantle, right next to their various mugshots.

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  • Sam's mom poses with the only man in Seattle she hasn't dated.

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  • While posing for this photo, they BOTH stole money out of each other's pockets.

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