Spencer Interviews Lenny the Leprechaun

Leprechauns are mysterious creatures. I mean think about it, how much do you REALLY know about their species? Not much, I bet! For instance, I'm not even sure if they ARE a species. Maybe they're a breed or a mammal? Whatever. So I decided to interview one right here in my blog so that all of America could finally get to know the leprechaun. 

Spencer: Why did you agree to do this interview?

Lenny the Leprechaun: I didn't. You left some marshmallow cereal in a rat trap and I got stuck trying to get it. 

Spencer: Okay, next question. Why do you keep all of your money in a pot? Don't you think mutual funds would be a safer investment?

Lenny the Leprechaun: Not in this economy!

Spencer: Very true, my friend.

Spencer: Are you related to gnomes?

Lenny the Leprechaun: No, but I dated one once. She was alright, but her long, fluffy beard freaked me out a little.

Spencer: How do you get that rainbow to follow you around?

Lenny the Leprechaun: I owe Mother Nature some cash. She put this thing on me as a tracking device. I'm sure I'll pay it off someday. Hey, do you have 20 bucks in gold I can throw in my pot for a rainy day?

Spencer: Why do you have a buckle on your hat? 

Lenny the Leprechaun: Why are you so tall and goofy?

Spencer: Moving on...

Spencer: Wait, why are you even here in Seattle? Don't you guys all live in Ireland?

Lenny the Leprechaun: I WAS on my way to Vegas but I heard they don't take gold coins in the slot machines anymore. So, can I live here?

Spencer: Ummm... No.

After a brief struggle, Lenny left. But NOT before he stole 2 pounds of bacon! How did he even carry it out of here?

Happy St. Patrick's Day!