iReview Gibby's Card Tricks Blog

Sam the Man here. Just to clarify, I'm not a man. I just like the way that sounds. Rolls off the tongue ya know. 

Now for my blog. While we were in Canada, Gibby mentioned that he writes some card trick blog or something. So I had to search it on Zaplook. And... I kind of want the 2 minutes back it took me to read his blog. It was a waste of my readin' time (I only read 12 minutes a week). Anyway, if you want to see how bad it is, keep reading. I cut and pasted this exactly from his blog.

5 Awesome Card Tricks from The Gibster

1. Use a deck of cards as coasters for beverages. You can have up to 52 drinks at one time!

2. Put them in your wallet to make it look really thick. People will think you have a lot of cash.

3. Throw a full deck at an intruder robbing your home. They'll be so busy picking them up that you'll have time to escape.

4. Use the edge of the Queen of Hearts to pick food out of your teeth. If you prefer, you could use the Jack of Spades.

5. Impress your friends by doing a magic trick. You can look them up online probably.

It's Sam again and I have two comments: 1) These ARE NOT card tricks! 2) Why would an intruder stop attacking you to pick up cards?! I'm so annoyed, I gotta go eat something.